The Royal Wedding was today. So, do you want to know how to win a prince’s heart, or, at least how Kate Middleton did?
1) Take your clothes off.
2) Wear black lace panties under a see through skirt.
3) Wear the see through skirt as a dress.
That’s it! Yes, she planned it all. Yes, she had a boyfriend at the time, which is pretty shady. Nonetheless, I did like her wedding dress!
(Picture from her college fashion show which Prince William attended.)
This Easter is the 96th anniversary of the atrocious Armenian Genocide. It’s really sad how the American government puts politics over humanity. Aren’t we supposed to be better than that?
I’m also glad that the Kardashian sisters are brining attention to this by tweeting to their 8 million+ followers. I was reading Kim’s Facebook page a while back and came across a post from this girl from Turkey, saying that the Armenian genocide is a lie because if it were to be true, it would be in their history books. The ignorance got me so angry I had to stop reading.
As for all the Armenians who voted for Obama because he would recognize the Armenian genocide, -_-.
People really should stop hating on Valentine’s Day. Everywhere I look, I see negative posts about this holiday. You can never have too much love, and a holiday dedicated to celebrating love is a GOOD thing. The argument that we shouldn’t have the holiday because it’s once a year and people should love each other throughout the year is a logical fallacy. Celebrating today doesn’t mean you won’t be celebrating each other for the rest of the year. If you’re going to use that argument, then we shouldn’t celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, Thanksgiving, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Christmas, etc. So just stop complaining and appreciate the loved ones that surround and support you, which include family and friends. The world’s problems would be solved if there was just more love. On that note, Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
If you’re a big company that sends mass emails to millions of people, the least you can do is proofread the subject line before clicking the “send” button.
And so, this is my first submission to failblog.org:
Original post can be found here: http://cheezburger.com/View/4383706624
Note: “Their” is used to indicate a possession. “They’re” is a contraction of the words “they” and “are.” Therefore, the subject should have been, “Get Them Before They’re Gone.”
Zodiac signs were introduced more than 3,000 years ago. I’ve always been a Leo, my sister an Aires, my brother a Taurus, my parents Sagittarius, and my boyfriend a Gemini. But, studies show that the equatorial alignment of the earth has changed.
So what does this mean, you may ask? Not only is there a huge shift in the astrological signs, but there has also been a new sign added– Ophiuchus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus_(astrology)).
Luckily for me, I’m still a Leo! But for many people, like my sister, brother, and boyfriend, that is not the case.
Here is the new astrological chart (Ophiuchus falls between November 29 and December 17):
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
Talk about having an identity crisis! I’m curious as to what happens to the people who fall on the border? Do they get to choose which sign they want to be? Does this give them another excuse to justify bipolar behavior?
In any case, Pluto will always be a planet in my heart, and if you were born a particular sign, no one should have the right to take that away from you!
How do you feel about this drastic change?